Downtown Denizen - Keith Baker

Keith Baker    
Bartender, Oak & Ivy

 
If you won $100 million, what would you buy first?
A plane ticket on the first flight out. I’d like to go see the world for a little while. 
 
If someone were to make a movie about your life, who would you hope would play you?
Edward Norton. I get that I look like him and Christian Bale a lot, but Norton is the superior actor.
 
If you had to teach something, what would you teach?
I'd be the gym teacher that they let teach Social Studies on the side. 
 
What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?
Movie usher, carhop, and bread puller (I pulled the old bread to the front on store shelves, and put new bread behind it). Those are the three most interesting ones. 
 
Do you have a favorite quote or saying that inspires you?
"If it's not worth bare-knuckle boxing over, it's not worth being mad about." – Red Foreman from That ’70s Show. If only I followed this quote every day.
 
If you could try out any job for a day, what would you like to try?
Jet Pilot. I want to learn how to fly one day, and that's the best kind of flying. 
 
Who was your childhood celebrity crush? 
Jennifer Aniston. She still is. 
 
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Stitched.  
 
Which Muppet is your favorite?
I like the old opera guys who make terrible jokes at the other characters. 
 
What was the last great movie you saw?
Creed. All the Rocky movies are awesome. 
 
The last concert you attended?
The Offspring. I try to go every time they come.
 
What weapon would you carry during the Zombie Apocalypse?
Crossbow. In a documentary I watched, it worked really well. 
 
What is your favorite downtown venue?
Atomic Liquors.  

Keith Baker

Keith Baker